Confessions Of a Young Professinal

Nobody tells me what to do

2007-09-04T04:10:00.000-07:00

Nobody tell me what to do, no not me...
Nobody tell me what to say, can't you see...

I've got a dream I'm gonna make it,
If there's a chance I'm gonna take it,

With drums a thumpin', bass player pumpin'.
Keyboards and me on my guitar,

Won't let anything get in my way, no not me...
Won't listen to any-thing you say, can't you see...

I've got a dream I'm gonna make it,
If there's a chance I'm gonna take it,

With drums a thumpin', bass player pumpin'.
Keyboards and me and my guitar.

Office Lingo

2007-08-29T08:43:00.000-07:00

So I get into the office, I might ping an email over to some chump. After a coffes from bucks and a sarnie from pret im ready to get involved. So i holla'd a client, obviously I smiled while I dialed. Had standard smallchat about the weekend that just slides off me like class of jodie marshs back (I didnt put capitals in her name as she is not worthy) and we arrange to grab a bite to eat after checking our calendars. Mondays are a piece of piss. So lunchtime is here and I cant decide between arrows and a bevvie in Spoons or aMccy D's. Either one should be cool. Back in the office and i check facebook before hammering out the calls in the afternoon until 5.30 when its hometime. Its a school night so just going to chill as the footie is on and its such a mission getting home when I've been out for a few beers.

Luck of the Irish

2007-08-28T03:38:00.000-07:00

I think we should tackle the local bad boys how the irish do, this chap got tarred and feathered and made to stand in the street with a sign declaring he was a drug dealer. I could imagine a few local wannabe bad boys who could benefit from this kind of treatment, or just a good skullfucking

Ex Girlfriends

2007-08-10T02:12:00.000-07:00

what a pain in the arse. if you want them back, click here
i cant believe these sites exist, for complete losers ( I was on it for research)

Fatlip

2007-08-09T06:07:00.000-07:00

New chemical brothers song and video is a good thing in this bad world. Passed a few minutes out of my 'busy' day.
you can see the video here

Aniston, Hole in Sock Horror

2007-08-09T02:44:00.000-07:00

Its true, find the scoop here

Thursday - look busy, its practically the weekend

2007-08-09T01:47:00.000-07:00

Oooh, Thursday morning is here, coast is out until the weekend. Whats grating me today? 'Teaters' train eaters. Why the fuck would anyone would to eat on a train? Especially the tube? You may aswell jump dowon on the tracks and wallow with the mice and start licking rails. Its disgusting. (Come to think of it, why does Victoria tube station always smell of meat pies?) Tubes are horrible things, especially in the hot mornings so why oh why would i want to hear and smell some cityboy chomping down an entire swine infront of me? There should be rules and regulations on this. Also I know the last train home out of waterloo is always a haven for the laissez-faire and the real caraayzey people who stayed out late on a 'school night' but why is it also prime location for Teaters? Theres always a party of smells going on, and it stinks! McDonalds, Burger King, Pasties, Pizza, eugh. Honestly, its horrible and leaves me wishing I could be back with the clean smell of london underground.

Beyond Facebook

2007-08-07T06:57:00.000-07:00

This is my first blog

Facebook has tired me, myspace is just like some desolate wasteland and I read in the paper about some fake apple blog that was funny and realised I can set up my own blog, great. Obviously as a £20K executive in some wanky compay I have looads of time and desire to succeed in my workplace but i thought between facebooking, ebaying, youtubing, milfhunting and ratemypooing id create a public venue to vent and possibly get my internet traced and get the heave-ho from the bigwigs because im too much of a coward and too lazy to write my letter of resignation. anyway, come back for daily (or weekly as fantasy football will be eating a lot of my time) updates on the life of a Young Professional.

Must say the absence of Tahoma font already pisses me off.